||[Oct. 13th, 2006|04:24 am]
Why M4W on Craigslist fail
They go something like this:|
Hi, you posted about X, which explicity says no sex. I'm not interested in X but I want to be your lover for 8 hours because Asian women are the most beautiful women on earth. Send me a nude pic and shag me?
But are often longer, and look like this:
"First of all, I would like to say that Asian women are the most beautiful women in the world. I am not interested in being your pet, but would be interested in being your lover for about 8 hours. I am a little bit older, 5' 6", 130lbs, and have a nice dong, not too big, not too small, just right. I am clean and practice safe sex, and can thing of many ways to please you. I like a variety of positions, very orally talented and long staying. If this interests you and would like to know more, send me back an email. I would like to know what you look like, so a pic would be nice, a nude one even nicer. I would very much like to get together with you for some good, clean fun. Thanx."
I... I don't know where to begin.